| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 1298 | 1300 | 2025-09-01 |
| Brown & Runny | 49 | 50 | 2025-09-26 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 95 | 100 | 2025-11-17 |
| Grade A Unit | 39 | 50 | 2026-01-25 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 20 | 25 | 2026-02-01 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 58 | 69 | 2026-04-07 |
| Boneless (DH3) | 95 | 100 | 2026-05-12 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 19 | 25 | 2026-06-11 |
| 1/4" Dick Insider Her | 65 | 69 | 2026-06-11 |
| Twats my name | 17 | 25 | 2026-06-25 |
| Help Get It Up | 61 | 69 | 2026-09-20 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 268 | 300 | 2026-10-10 |
| Follows Erections | 32 | 50 | 2026-10-15 |
| Woody Hooker | 19 | 25 | 2026-11-09 |
| Whip It Out | 13 | 25 | 2027-01-23 |
| Balls on the Rocks | 18 | 25 | 2027-01-23 |
| Slutty Wet Adventures | 18 | 25 | 2027-01-23 |
| Double Dribble | 31 | 50 | 2027-02-09 |
| Banker Bitch | 181 | 200 | 2027-02-24 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 14 | 25 | 2027-05-06 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 278 | 300 | 2027-06-08 |
| Backstage Ass | 33 | 50 | 2027-08-14 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 9 | 25 | 2027-10-27 |
| Lil John | 14 | 25 | 2027-11-21 |
| Cums in Spurtz | 14 | 25 | 2027-11-21 |
| Beat It | 623 | 700 | 2028-03-16 |
| Dah Gimp | 953 | 1000 | 2028-04-06 |
| Serving Seamen | 178 | 200 | 2028-04-07 |
| H&R Cock | 353 | 400 | 2028-05-19 |
| Bud Dunky y Dunk | 36 | 50 | 2028-07-05 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 74 | 100 | 2028-09-04 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 74 | 100 | 2028-09-04 |
| Gabby Gay Lick Her | 33 | 50 | 2029-02-17 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 382 | 400 | 2029-03-01 |
| Fourgasm | 814 | 900 | 2029-03-04 |
| Golden Showers | 763 | 800 | 2029-06-10 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 435 | 500 | 2029-06-11 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 350 | 400 | 2029-12-10 |
| Ididarod | 3 | 25 | 2030-03-01 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 27 | 50 | 2030-05-15 |
| G Spot | 109 | 200 | 2030-05-18 |
| Slamin Grandma Salmon | 2 | 25 | 2030-08-04 |
| Y=Pi | 615 | 700 | 2030-08-15 |
| More Leggs | 175 | 200 | 2030-10-14 |
| Porkless | 160 | 200 | 2031-02-16 |
| Tight New Twat | 252 | 300 | 2035-01-29 |
| Cock In A Box | 136 | 200 | 2038-05-29 |