| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anita Butt Plug | 68 | 69 | 2026-02-27 |
| Twats my name | 22 | 25 | 2026-05-24 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 25 | 2026-10-22 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 25 | 2026-12-15 |
| Banker Bitch | 187 | 200 | 2027-01-01 |
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2027-02-22 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 25 | 2027-02-25 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 276 | 300 | 2027-07-14 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2027-10-12 |
| Whip It Out | 15 | 25 | 2027-10-13 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 25 | 2027-10-19 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 25 | 2028-02-13 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 25 | 2028-03-12 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 50 | 2028-03-19 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1314 | 1400 | 2028-08-28 |
| Follows Erections | 34 | 50 | 2028-10-13 |
| H&R Cock | 360 | 400 | 2028-10-14 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 444 | 500 | 2029-01-21 |
| Golden Showers | 768 | 800 | 2029-02-08 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2029-05-07 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2029-08-29 |
| Y=Pi | 624 | 700 | 2030-01-24 |
| BJ Honeycutt | 4 | 25 | 2030-04-02 |
| The Unalicker | 579 | 600 | 2030-04-02 |
| G Spot | 118 | 200 | 2030-06-05 |
| Fourgasm | 821 | 900 | 2031-05-25 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 353 | 400 | 2032-03-30 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 100 | 200 | 2034-01-19 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 627 | 700 | 2034-10-03 |