| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 1293 | 1300 | 2025-09-01 |
| 1/4" Dick Insider Her | 65 | 69 | 2026-01-10 |
| Whip It Out | 13 | 25 | 2026-02-07 |
| Twats my name | 17 | 25 | 2026-02-19 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 18 | 25 | 2026-02-24 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 91 | 100 | 2026-03-03 |
| Help Get It Up | 61 | 69 | 2026-03-20 |
| Follows Erections | 31 | 50 | 2026-04-05 |
| Woody Hooker | 19 | 25 | 2026-04-23 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 18 | 25 | 2026-06-13 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 55 | 69 | 2026-06-13 |
| Balls on the Rocks | 18 | 25 | 2026-06-13 |
| Slutty Wet Adventures | 18 | 25 | 2026-06-13 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 13 | 25 | 2026-07-23 |
| Double Dribble | 31 | 50 | 2026-08-14 |
| Banker Bitch | 180 | 200 | 2026-09-20 |
| Lil John | 14 | 25 | 2027-01-01 |
| Cums in Spurtz | 14 | 25 | 2027-01-01 |
| Backstage Ass | 33 | 50 | 2027-01-03 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 277 | 300 | 2027-01-26 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 262 | 300 | 2027-03-09 |
| Bud Dunky y Dunk | 36 | 50 | 2027-06-01 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 73 | 100 | 2027-07-02 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 74 | 100 | 2027-08-13 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 382 | 400 | 2027-10-18 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 8 | 25 | 2027-10-22 |
| Shrimp Dick | 4 | 25 | 2027-11-02 |
| Ididarod | 3 | 25 | 2028-07-09 |
| Beat It | 618 | 700 | 2028-07-21 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 27 | 50 | 2028-08-29 |
| Slamin Grandma Salmon | 2 | 25 | 2028-11-17 |
| More Leggs | 175 | 200 | 2028-12-07 |
| Porkless | 160 | 200 | 2029-03-02 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 433 | 500 | 2029-03-17 |
| H&R Cock | 350 | 400 | 2029-03-22 |
| I’d kill for road head | 3 | 25 | 2029-07-29 |
| Dicklopedia | 81 | 100 | 2029-09-29 |
| Fourgasm | 810 | 900 | 2029-11-12 |
| G Spot | 107 | 200 | 2029-12-01 |
| Golden Showers | 761 | 800 | 2030-03-26 |
| Tight New Twat | 252 | 300 | 2031-08-28 |
| Y=Pi | 612 | 700 | 2032-01-24 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 347 | 400 | 2033-05-30 |
| Cock In A Box | 136 | 200 | 2033-11-21 |
| Dah Gimp | 947 | 1000 | 2034-02-02 |