| Hare Name | Pending Count | Years Absent |
|---|---|---|
| The Unalicker | 138 | 1 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 115 | 0 |
| Y=Pi | 105 | 0 |
| Tender Titties | 50 | 2 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 40 | 3 |
| More Leggs | 25 | 2 |
| Icebox | 20 | 5 |
| Black Pussy | 15 | 3 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 15 | 3 |
| Pinky Pleasure | 15 | 0 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 15 | 0 |
| Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch | 10 | 5 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 10 | 0 |
| Crotch Thumper | 5 | 1 |
| Woody Hooker | 5 | 1 |