| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 13 |
| Got Crabs? | 9 |
| Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) | 6 |
| Gourmet | 4 |
| Grand Opening | 4 |
| Dah Gimp | 3 |
| Quarter Barrel (RIP) | 3 |
| The Unalicker | 3 |
| Body Fluid Hazard | 2 |
| Y=Pi | 2 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 2 |
| Gas Hole | 2 |
| NHN 479 | 1 |
| Cum Again | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| Nipple Rash | 1 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 1 |
| Princess Pussy Pisster | 1 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |
| Poo Packer | 1 |
| Suck This | 1 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 1 |
| Do You Feel Peter? | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |
| Curdled Cum | 1 |
| Sub Human | 1 |
| Smegma | 1 |
| Horny Again | 1 |