| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Mystic Blow | 8 |
| Dah Gimp | 5 |
| Body Fluid Hazard | 4 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 4 |
| Tight Sphincter | 3 |
| Vommitt Dog | 3 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 2 |
| Nipple Rash | 2 |
| The Unalicker | 2 |
| Neon Knockers | 2 |
| Gas Hole | 2 |
| Eats It Raw | 2 |
| Gourmet | 2 |
| Sranted Screw | 1 |
| Purple Heart On | 1 |
| Penis Head | 1 |
| Quarter Barrel (RIP) | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |
| Happy Endings | 1 |
| Organ Grinder | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |
| Pecker Checker | 1 |
| stroX coX baXwards | 1 |
| Curdled Cum | 1 |
| Fat Drunk & Stupid | 1 |
| Smegma | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |