| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 24 |
| The Unalicker | 6 |
| Fucking Nothing | 4 |
| Tight Sphincter | 2 |
| Dah Gimp | 2 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 2 |
| Y=Pi | 2 |
| Got Crabs? | 2 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 1 |
| Quick Cum McPlum | 1 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 1 |
| Neon Knockers | 1 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 1 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 1 |
| Teflon | 1 |
| Ascot to Mouth | 1 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 1 |
| No Funyun (Banned) | 1 |
| Follows Erections | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| Whip It Out | 1 |
| Sucks But Doesn't Swallow | 1 |
| Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger | 1 |