| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 20 |
| I'm Not Gay | 5 |
| Crack Whore | 3 |
| The Unalicker | 3 |
| Fluffer | 3 |
| Y=Pi | 3 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 2 |
| Pecker Checker | 2 |
| Golden Showers | 2 |
| Got Crabs? | 2 |
| Fourgasm | 2 |
| Ben Shikkin | 1 |
| More Leggs | 1 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 1 |
| Dead Fucker | 1 |
| Fag Hag | 1 |
| Eats It Raw | 1 |
| Kenny Kan't Kum | 1 |
| Pork My Sister | 1 |
| Butt Digger | 1 |
| St Eager Retriever | 1 |
| Dah Gimp | 1 |
| NILF | 1 |
| Spoiled Meat | 1 |
| Greasy Asshole | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |
| Yes! Yes! Yes! | 1 |
| AssTek | 1 |
| Princess Pussy Pisster | 1 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 1 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 1 |