| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 8 |
| Dah Gimp | 7 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 5 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 4 |
| Eats It Raw | 4 |
| Fluffer | 4 |
| Best Blow | 3 |
| Got Crabs? | 2 |
| Doctor Jizz | 2 |
| Finger Me | 2 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 2 |
| NILF | 2 |
| The Unalicker | 2 |
| Stocks & Bondage | 2 |
| NHN 950 | 1 |
| Wile E.'s Bitch | 1 |
| Body Fluid Hazard | 1 |
| Cock In A Box | 1 |
| St Eager Retriever | 1 |
| Gourmet | 1 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Y=Pi | 1 |
| Crack Whore | 1 |
| Ugandarrhea | 1 |
| Mount Me Momma | 1 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 1 |
| Ben Shikkin | 1 |
| Seismic Balls | 1 |
| Three Inches Short | 1 |
| Vommitt Dog | 1 |
| Va-j-j-jina Monologues | 1 |
| Fat Drunk & Stupid | 1 |
| Quarter Barrel (RIP) | 1 |
| Banker Bitch | 1 |
| Puke Skywalker | 1 |
| Horny Again | 1 |
| John Wayne Hobbit | 1 |
| Goose Bumps | 1 |