| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Dah Gimp | 12 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 5 |
| Tender Titties | 4 |
| 4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago | 2 |
| Eat A Bloody Bitch | 2 |
| Spoiled Meat | 2 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 2 |
| Fourgasm | 2 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 2 |
| Fluffer | 2 |
| Gourmet | 2 |
| Banker Bitch | 1 |
| Got Crabs? | 1 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 1 |
| Y=Pi | 1 |
| Wile E.'s Bitch | 1 |
| NILF | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |
| El Cicada Viejo | 1 |
| Mount Me Momma | 1 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 1 |
| Ben Shikkin | 1 |
| No Funyun | 1 |
| Puke Skywalker | 1 |
| Jacuzzi Floozie | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| H&R Cock | 1 |
| Goose Bumps | 1 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 1 |
| Ugandarrhea | 1 |