| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Y=Pi | 23 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 12 |
| Gourmet | 12 |
| Dah Gimp | 11 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 10 |
| Fluffer | 6 |
| Tender Titties | 6 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 5 |
| Spoiled Meat | 5 |
| Best Blow | 5 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 4 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 4 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 4 |
| No Funyun | 4 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 3 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 3 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 3 |
| Cock In A Box | 3 |
| Ben Shikkin | 3 |
| The Unalicker | 3 |
| Kappa Grabba Cock | 2 |
| Crack Whore | 2 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 2 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 2 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 2 |
| NHN 1290 | 1 |
| Crotch Thumper | 1 |
| Grand Theft Twauto | 1 |
| Cherry Popper | 1 |
| NHN 1289 | 1 |
| Tilt-A-Girl | 1 |
| Three Inches Short | 1 |
| Stocks & Bondage | 1 |
| Thumbelanal | 1 |
| Tight New Twat | 1 |
| Duck Tails | 1 |
| Paralympdick | 1 |
| Ugandarrhea | 1 |
| Pecker Checker | 1 |
| Fourgasm | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 1 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Quarter Barrel (RIP) | 1 |
| Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure | 1 |
| Chuuuck | 1 |
| NHN 1611 Mike Kraeutle | 1 |
| Ba Ba Boom | 1 |
| Fat Drunk & Stupid | 1 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 1 |
| Golden Showers | 1 |
| Yes! Yes! Yes! | 1 |