| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clam Stamp | 19 | 25 | 2026-07-10 |
| Glory Hole In One | 19 | 25 | 2026-08-05 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 192 | 200 | 2026-08-20 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 40 | 50 | 2026-11-12 |
| Power Puss | 11 | 25 | 2027-03-12 |
| Just Nancy | 6 | 25 | 2027-03-14 |
| Twats my name | 7 | 25 | 2027-05-18 |
| Splash Gordon | 58 | 69 | 2027-06-29 |
| G Spot | 25 | 50 | 2027-07-27 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 72 | 100 | 2027-09-24 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 28 | 50 | 2027-09-29 |
| Banker Bitch | 82 | 100 | 2027-10-12 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 69 | 100 | 2027-10-24 |
| Just Jordan | 4 | 25 | 2027-11-02 |
| Just Caitlin | 4 | 25 | 2027-11-02 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 78 | 100 | 2027-11-30 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 145 | 200 | 2028-05-02 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 207 | 300 | 2030-03-28 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 104 | 200 | 2036-01-15 |