| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 195 | 200 | 2025-10-17 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 61 | 69 | 2025-12-17 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 64 | 69 | 2025-12-23 |
| Dreams of Dick | 87 | 100 | 2026-03-11 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 182 | 200 | 2026-03-27 |
| Just Jenny | 8 | 25 | 2026-03-29 |
| G Spot | 17 | 25 | 2026-04-30 |
| Glory Hole In One | 13 | 25 | 2026-05-04 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 34 | 50 | 2026-05-04 |
| Just Meleesa | 2 | 25 | 2026-05-24 |
| Splash Gordon | 54 | 69 | 2026-12-17 |
| Just Tiffany | 4 | 25 | 2027-03-04 |
| Beat It | 167 | 200 | 2027-07-22 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 71 | 100 | 2027-07-23 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 132 | 200 | 2027-12-26 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 78 | 100 | 2028-01-17 |
| Banker Bitch | 77 | 100 | 2028-03-09 |
| Spank You Mommy | 10 | 25 | 2028-12-29 |
| Twats my name | 4 | 25 | 2029-12-12 |
| I'm Not Gay | 2 | 25 | 2030-10-20 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 100 | 200 | 2031-09-25 |
| Ascot to Mouth | 123 | 200 | 2034-04-01 |