| Ascot to Mouth |
14 |
| Hot Tub Slut |
14 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer |
13 |
| Beat It |
12 |
| Banker Bitch |
11 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates |
11 |
| Captain Cockpit |
9 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass |
8 |
| Men Obey Me |
7 |
| Serving Seamen |
6 |
| Shit Schute Suit |
6 |
| Curb Feeler |
5 |
| Fourgasm |
4 |
| Pinky Pleasure |
4 |
| Golden Showers |
3 |
| Mrs. Pussy |
3 |
| Tender Titties |
3 |
| Y=Pi |
3 |
| Dances with Whores |
2 |
| Dick Lips |
2 |
| Dreams of Dick |
2 |
| Pinocchiho |
2 |
| Ugandarrhea |
2 |
| 3 & Out |
1 |
| Ben Shikkin |
1 |
| Brown & Runny |
1 |
| Dick-a-langelo |
1 |
| Dr Whooters |
1 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel |
1 |
| Grand Theft Twauto |
1 |
| Hyper Hand Job |
1 |
| Just Tod Shaving's Virgin QCH4 2/6/18 |
1 |
| Open Whore Policy |
1 |
| Sister Mary Cum Guzzler |
1 |
| Space Oddtitty |
1 |
| Unlucky Skidmark |
1 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious |
1 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky |
1 |