| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Fluffer | 9 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 7 |
| Golden Showers | 6 |
| Spoiled Meat | 5 |
| Fourgasm | 4 |
| Aching Ass | 4 |
| Got Crabs? | 4 |
| Cock In A Box | 4 |
| Y=Pi | 4 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 4 |
| Eat A Bloody Bitch | 3 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 2 |
| Banker Bitch | 2 |
| Horny Again | 2 |
| Finger Me | 2 |
| Elvis | 1 |
| Doctor Jizz | 1 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Red 'n' Pecker | 1 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 1 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 1 |
| Tender Titties | 1 |
| Vonder Twat | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Kenny Kan't Kum | 1 |
| Afro Samurai | 1 |
| John Wayne Hobbit | 1 |
| Do You Feel Peter? | 1 |
| Miss Piggy | 1 |
| Ben Shikkin | 1 |
| The Unalicker | 1 |
| Tilt-A-Girl | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| Vommitt Dog | 1 |
| Brown & Runny | 1 |
| Sir Peesalot | 1 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 1 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 1 |
| Early Withdrawal | 1 |
| NHN Tom Nurre 042008 | 1 |
| The Wookie | 1 |
| Kappa Grabba Cock | 1 |