| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Spoiled Meat | 32 |
| Ben Shikkin | 10 |
| Grand Theft Twauto | 8 |
| Cock In A Box | 7 |
| Banker Bitch | 5 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 4 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 3 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 3 |
| Pinky Pleasure | 2 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 1 |
| St Eager Retriever | 1 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 1 |
| Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch | 1 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 1 |
| Afro Samurai | 1 |
| Who Gives A Shit | 1 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| Quick Cum McPlum | 1 |